ipod\ touch

1. (iPod Touch) (828↑, 129↓)

The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple [iPhone], it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.

That iPod Touch is so cool\! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it\! Just what I needed\!

Author: DunKSme http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/2594505

2. (ipod touch) (840↑, 216↓)

The coolest thing on earth\!

i love the ipod touch

Author: urbandictionary sux http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/2765210

3. (iPod Touch) (658↑, 176↓)

The iPhone, without the Phone

I was scammed on ebay. I seriuosly thought the iPod Touch was an iPhone

Author: SoMePeRs0n/guy, http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/2703550

4. (iPod Touch) (522↑, 78↓)

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers

Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC" Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught." Bill: "fuck you"

Author: smokey-mcpot http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/3683020

5. (ipod touch) (387↑, 159↓)

totally kick ass ipod with a touch screen. wayyy cooler than you will ever be. a reason to get jealous at people who have them. internet access. comes in 8gb, 16 gb, and 32 gb. 8=300 16=400 32=450 i think. someone told me that apple lowered the price of the 8gb by 50 bucks a week after i got mine. i got pissed, but that's life right? 8 gb is good enough, you sould buy one, for sher.

kyle: omamagawshherzzz\! i just got a creative zune\!\!\!\!\!\!111 me: i got the ipod touch. kyle:....*cries*

Author: Kara-face http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/3015619

6. (iPod Touch) (167↑, 53↓)

A super skinny iPod that can slip between the cracks in a couch, causing it to be lost for hours. This may cause people to flip the fuck out, literally cry like real liquid tears, and break lamps. If the girlfriend is the reason it got lost, it may result in both parties getting negative ass.

iPod touch owner: "dude i have to move the couch to find my iPod" MOVES TABLE, THUS KNOCKING OVER LAMP House owner: "alright, move the couch right into the fucking glass table\!\@\!\#$^&*" iPod Touch owner: Wah wah wah\!\!\!\!\! Everyone else in the house: "Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha"

Author: Chorg http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/4305092

7. (Ipod Touch) (140↑, 41↓)

A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.

Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.'' Elliott: ''What do you mean?" Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''. Elliott: "Cool now i want one". Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""

Author: daddydoctor123 http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/4140575

8. (iPod Touch) (58↑, 14↓)

The most amazing thing in the world next to the iPhone you can browse the internet, listen to music, watch videos, view maps (i think) and all while bragging about it to your friends.

iPod nano+iPhone-camera-phone function+robber target=iPod Touch

Author: iLIKEipods http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/5065054

9. (iPod Touch) (44↑, 3↓)

If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time.

(iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother) iPod Classic: Children\! I have someone for you to meet\! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch\! (Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO\!") iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all\! iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling\! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat) iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you\! iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word\! (3 seasons later......) iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos\! No wonder you're the most popular iPod\!

Author: "The iPods" Executive Producer http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/5371901

10. (ipod touch) (42↑, 21↓)

a common type of currency among delinquints, potheads, and thieves, always stolen and sold within hours

"i have 3 ipod touches, about two hundred dollars"

Author: theydontlikeyou http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/4913864

11. (ipod touch) (21↑, 5↓)

An ipod touch is an mp3 player. It has a multi-touch screen and is very similar to an [iPhone]. The 4th generation iPod touch(the newest) also has the capability to [facetime] with other iPods or iPhones. Since iPod touchs are made by Apple], that automatically makes them the best mp3 players that you can get.

[zune] owner: "dude check out my new mp3 player\!\!\! ii's wicked cool man\!\!" ipod touch owner: "no waay\!\! what kind\!?" zune owner: "a zune\! i love it\!" ipod owner: "oh...sucks for you. dude those things suck.especialy compared to my awesome new 64 Gb. 4th Gen. iPod touch\!\!"

Author: skilletfann http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/5395519

12. (iPod Touch) (43↑, 66↓)

the \#1 thing that people with iPhones hate, unless they also have an ipod touch. iphone - phone - sms - 3g = ipod touch easiest way to tell the difference is whether or not there is a speaker on the top part.

"hey is that an [iphone]?" "nope, just an ipod touch" "damn ipods..."

Author: diudiudiudiudiu http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/3844175

13. (Ipod Touch) (74↑, 120↓)

Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player. You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut. The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".

Ipod Touch: Bend over.

Author: TArne http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/3706901

14. (iPod Touch) (60↑, 108↓)

Also called "[iTouch]" This piece of amazing shit is everything on an [iPhone], but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch [porn] while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.

Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have [sex] with me and hold my [boobs] instead of that piece of [shit]???

Author: Gobama\! http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/3585846

15. (ipod touch) (65↑, 175↓)

a despicable sex act, crossing a [chili dog] with an [angry dragon] and a [strawberry shortcake]. The man defecates between the woman's breasts and proceeds to titifuck her using the fecal matter as lubricant. The woman finishes the man off with her mouth, and when the man has ejaculated he punches her in the stomach and then the nose, which mixes his ejaculate with her blood on her face. The man then proceeds to eat it as if at a normal meal, entree (chili) then dessert (strawberry shortcake)

Bro 1: dude i totally ipod touched your mom last night Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick Bro 1: she suggested it

Author: Inuyashaz http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/3931233

16. (ipod touch) (30↑, 142↓)

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.

Iflock because you cant think for yourself ipod touch

Author: what the hells a pseudonym? http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/3771025

17. (iPod Touch) (95↑, 391↓)

The new iPod that can browse internet, buy songs from itunes store, listen to music, and look at photos all while regretting that you should've bought an iPhone instead.

At $300, why whouldn't you pop another benjamin to get an iPhone? Or maybe save a benjamin and get yourself a nano with the same amount of memory, which does all the cool things but you can't grope it with your fingers. Who uses wi-fi anyways? iPod Touch sux.

Author: I want an iPhone http://ipod-touch.urbanup.com/2587596

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Last updated: 2012.02.29